if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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