No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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