idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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