..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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