Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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