Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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