These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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