what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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