How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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