Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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