i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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