I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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