South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
two words...techno handjob
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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