I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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