I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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