you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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