I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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