It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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