I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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