So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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