last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I have aggressive nipples.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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