at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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