Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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