it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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