hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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