I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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