found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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