so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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