My brain says no but my pants say off.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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