'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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