I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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