this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
