Can i not drive my cunt home
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't think brook has ever known best
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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