i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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