i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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