I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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