I accidentally had phone sex last night
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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