we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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