i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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