can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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