physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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