This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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