also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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