I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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