You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It was confusing and full of hummus
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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