am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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