isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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