i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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