I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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