You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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