talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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