McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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