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people are starting to question the shark bite story
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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